Saturday, May 30, 2009

5 Things that can turn a man off- According to Jeff

So I decided to switch it up for once. With suggestions from my brother, this quick list is recommended to help women never slip. There are just some things that are just not cute. And for the men, watch out for these women, they may come out and attack you.

1) Hairy armpits- Now this is something that kids would say "eww." Okay, so it has been a long work week and you were wearing a thick wool sweater everyday. But still. Hairy armpits is not exotic. Picture Beyonce shooting a video in a bikini on the beach with hairy armpits. Not sexy anymore right. Yeah, that's the idea.

2) Bad feet- The idea behind this mention is that nice feet go a long way. Girls that wear beat up sneakers at the gym to workout, you get a pass. All other women don't. There is no reason why your feet should look like a fossil. Please do what you have to, to clean them up. Be nice to the Chinese lady while she does your feet, and then be mean back to her afterward.

3) Body odor- Musk. No, its not attractive. Okay so we can all understand that with the health craze that is this decade, that you may want to be more natural.You want to be toned up and be more healthy. Its cool, but please put on deodorant. The deodorant is you saying to your fellow citizens that I care. I am not the musky person on the train.

4) Treasure trail- For those who don't know what this is, it is that line of hair that extends from the belly button to the pubic region. Clean it up. It looks better not there. Taking the extra two seconds to get this hair can mean all the world in how you present yourself.

5) Over fascination with Ugs- Okay so I get it, there comfortable. They are nice. They're expensive. Its "cool." You are not be knocked for being cool. However, if you are going to wear the same pair of Ugs all the time, you lose cool points. There is no reason to wear Ugs when the weather is 60+ degrees. Please have a back up option.

2 comments:

  1. LMAO you right there's no need for uggs in 60 degree whether neither at 75 with a little bit of wind.

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  2. number one reminds me of the last day at UA..lmao

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