5 Things that "Grinds My Gears"

1) You know what really grinds my gears, food commercials late night during the NBA finals. I'm like hello, I'm on a diet, that volcano taco or a Big Mac sounds really good right now. Now my stomach growls as I catch a craving for hot wings. I know its a marketing tool, that they specifically play those commercials during prime time, but still. Please, do us a favor.

2) You know what else grinds my gears, those Scary Movie rip-off movies. You know like "Dance Flick," and the worst movie ever "Meet The Spartans." Hello, film companies those movies are not even funny. Why? Take it easy. Figure out something new. Not every single type of movie merits a comedy parody.

3) You know what else grinds my gears, Lady Gaga. Okay, so I agree she is hot. If I had the opportunity to entertain her, I would in an instant. But her image and something about how they sell her grinds my gears. Her music super catchy and simple. She's a little bit too recycled for me.

4) You know what else grinds my gears, Rashard Lewis' jumpshot. Its like a slingshot. It goes in no denying it, but it just looks so weird. And he makes them (sigh).

5) You know what else grinds my gears, Craig Sager's suits. This is the guy who wears all the "funky" suits at basketball games. Okay, so your trying to make a fashion statement. He's like, "Let me wear the most ridiculous suit and attract attention" (not an actual quote). Not even a blind person would wear his suits. Look my man, just wear a nice suit, or at least match, please.