Tuesday, February 16, 2010

5 Reasons Why This Is A Bad Music Video



First of all, whoever you are, you're welcome for the promotion (shamefully).

1st Reason The Rhyme Scheme: Hip Hop in its simplest form is a master of ceremonies rhyming on a beat. L-Solo failed in this song to keep a flow of rhyming words. All he managed to do in this song is use Pussy for his rhymes. Okay Juvenile (You do remember 'Ha' from Juvenile, oh you don't google it). I appreciate you doing what he did to make a watered down and boring song. Not only that but we already heard people say that in rhymes. Its not original which equals not fresh.


And it is not an example of hot line to hot song.


2nd Reason The Beat: So simple beats is in. Simple, boring monotonous beats are apparently cool. There is no need to incorporate and add new or entertaining styles in beats now a days. Picture your out and about and a DJ is mixing songs together. Have you noticed all the new disc jockeys there are? Everyone has figured out that all they need is Virtual DJ and Limewire. The sad part is going out, and hearing bad mixes. Hip Hop was made to mix sounds into new and unique rhythm's. This drum combination has been used a million times. Remember Whisper from the Ying Yang Twins. Yup sounds a lot like it right, figured.

3rd Reason The Hook: So, we have always been into sampling voices, messing with them and using them for hooks. Whether it has been Kanye using Chaka Khan's voice and making it high pitched for "Through the Wire," or keeping the sample slowing it down tremendously like the Houston Chopped and Screwed sound of mid 2000's. Samples used right are cool. Then you have this. The hook goes back and forth like the classic MC Lite Positive K, "No I'm Not Having It" song and slows down for the end. The female response does not sound sexy, its high pitched. Granted your not being original, but at least have it sound good and cool. No we'll just settle for an unfinished sound.

4th Reason The Video Props: So everyone has a budget its cool. The chairs, and couches in the video are not even up for the part. I know what they were thinking, "we have a spent a lot of money on the video girls, lets just borrow some furniture for the video." Well some of the video models, were well, video models, they were extremely attractive. No knocking beauty. A lot of them, however, had beat up faces. It hurts looking up and not seeing something that fits the song. But hey, the song is not about faces.

Fifth Reason Pregnant Pussy Girl: Look at her she looks lost. It is the most awkward part of the video. She's like okay I'm just standing here. Socially, its bad for her to even be there. She is just another object of the video, and so is the child, people do even worse for money.

So, the actual descriptions in the song are not horrible, regardless, though its another one.

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